Ain't he sweet?

Tony Snow: Apr 21, 2006, "We need a pause button for the insult industry."

Not so long ago, Mr. Snow's i-Pod was booming with FAUXy me-Tunes -- dismissing Democrats as "reduced to a state of unshakable hysteria" and faulting their "righteous ignorance." Democratic leaders like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid were the "wheezy prophets of the Defeatocrat Party."

But that was then; this is now. No hard feelings. Look to the future. What's your plan?

So, I ask, kindly of course, and with all due apologies to Milton Ager, Jack Yellen, and The Beatles . . .

Ain't He Sweet?
Oh ain't he sweet
Well Tony's walking down that street
For a Snow job on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ain't he sweet?

Now ain't he nice
Put your criticism on the ice
Tony's full-time job is to save the president's
Ain't he sweet?

Just cast an eye
In his direction
And hit the pause
On his connection.

Oh name that tune
A happy song to fight the gloom
He's a show man changing hats for the president
Ain't he sweet?

Oh ain't he sweet
Well don't you think it's kind of neat
To divert reality checks from Republicans
Ain't he sweet?

Oh ain't he sweet
Can the Snow man take the heat
And if all we want is more hypocrisy
Ain't he sweet?