Can snake-handling be far behind? Now the kids can hardly wait for Halloween Hell House.FLORENCE, Ala. -- The First Assembly of God Church has a Fear Factor ministry that had youths swallowing live goldfish _ if they were up to it. The church's youth minister says it teaches children about fear, but a grandparent questioned it and a pet shop owner called it animal cruelty.
Since churches have become political centers for Republican politics, "there is power, power, wonder-working power" in the message and the training:
"Today we l'arn the chillun to swaller live goldfish; by the time they's old enough to vote they'll swaller 'most anything."
Praise Cheezits... uh, pass the goldfish. Gulp!
2 comments:
Yea, they will swaller most anything...and have.
Amen. :-)
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