Can snake-handling be far behind? Now the kids can hardly wait for Halloween Hell House.
Since churches have become political centers for Republican politics, "there is power, power, wonder-working power" in the message and the training:
"Today we l'arn the chillun to swaller live goldfish; by the time they's old enough to vote they'll swaller 'most anything."
Praise Cheezits... uh, pass the goldfish. Gulp!