November 12, 2006

Plan your next getaway with SkyHigh Airlines

I did.

Browsing their website was such a realistic experience, I feel like I landed already.

Sure, a different airline would have promised more, but there's something to be said for truth in advertising.

While I dab my face with a cool towelette, why not plan your own trip with SkyHigh?


Start your tour with. . .
Complete Vacation Packages.


VOICES OF SKYHIGH:

- At SkyHigh Airlines, sure we're indifferent. But it's a genuine indifference. That's the key.

- I have no people skills. But I do like animals. So I just pretend my passengers are livestock.

- Some people call it "lost luggage." But we like to say, "if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, well, that's pretty good."

2 comments:

Missouri Mule said...

My bags are packed and I'm ready to go! I hope to "hook-up" with Micheal Eglers, "The Smile Sergeant". I sure hope he ain't gay.

Aikäne said...

Hmmm... Michael did start the "Spirit Upliftment Task Force," so who knows what's behind that smile?

If awards mean anything, company CEO has taken a shine to Michael. The question is, can Mr Barium compete with a real blonde?